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Movie Confessions Blogathon

Nostra at My Filmviews created yet another inspiring way to use our thinking caps and share our love for the movies to the general public. Many of my favorite bloggers have partaken in this experiment, some with entertaining and candid results. I hope my post will be as enlightening to others as it was for me.

Which classic movie don’t you like/can’t enjoy and why?
I can’t get into Apocalypse Now at all. I think Psycho is way overrated. And Casablanca, Citizen Kane and Gone with the Wind bored me to tears. What the hell is wrong with me?

Actually, in all fairness, let me retract Citizen Kane. I actually admired the film. Kane is a technological achievement, and Welles deserves recognition for what he has contributed to the film industry. But I just couldn’t enjoy it. Coppola and Hitchcock, directors I greatly admire, have made far better films, in my ever-so-humble opinion.

Which ten classic movies haven’t you seen yet?
Embarrasing. But rest assured. They are all in the Netflix queue and will be seen some day. Soon. Before I die.

The Godfather
Ben-Hur
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Bomb
The Grapes of Wrath
Paths of Glory
Strangers on a Train
Scarface
Double Indemnity
On the Waterfront
To Kill a Mockingbird

Have you sneaked into another movie at the cinema?
I used to do it many times in high school, but never since then. As long as I paid for one film and got a snack, it was not wrong to stick around for another film. This practice does not weigh heavily on my conscience. One day, however, my buddy Pete and I saw four different films back to back in the theater, paying only for one. Ok, I feel a little guilty about that, but I’ll never forget that day. The euphoria of spending an entire hot summer day in an air-conditioned movie theater was everlasting. Phenomenon, Kingpin, Jane Austen’s Mafia, and The Frighteners. Sure, some of these titles don’t quite hold up today, but we enjoyed every single one of them at the time.

Which actor/actress do you think is overrated?
I’ve noticed many people picked Will Ferrell, and I hate sounding like a broken record but I have to agree. Ferrell just isn’t that funny. I also steer away from folks like Vince Vaughn, Kate Hudson, Paul Dano, Jason Schwartzman, Keira Knightley and Zach Galifianakis. They just rub me the wrong way almost every time I see them.

From which big director have you never seen any movie and why?
I’m guilty of not seeing a single film from Fellini, Kurasawa and Bergman. I plan to have this rectified soon, but I just need the motivation. I’m so stuck on catching up with newer releases that I often push aside stuff I really should be paying attention to. How do I get out of this rut?

Which movie do you love that is generally hated?
Oh, goodness. So many. Anaconda. Disorganized Crime. Dutch. The VillageStuck on YouSabrina (the Harrison Ford version). All bombs and all keepers in my book. But the one film I really love that always comes back to haunt me and so many people hate: Last Action Hero. I found it so much fun and I can’t believe so many other fans of movies dissed this one. Everything about it just works for me. “No sequel for you!”

Have you ever been “one of those annoying people” at the cinema?
Never! I sit down, shut up and enjoy the film. And so should you! I get pissed when people continue to talk during the previews. Unacceptable!

Did you ever watch a movie, which you knew in advance would be bad, just because a specific actor/actress was in it? Which one and why?
I was (and still am, goddamnit) a big Harrison Ford fan. I see everything he does. So when I saw Random Hearts in the theaters back in 1999, I was hoping it wasn’t as bad as the critics said it was. I rallied for him, I knew there was another hit in it for him. Boy, was I wrong. Random Hearts was a horrible, horrible film and his career was going downhill and fast. There was nothing I could have done to stop it. 

I still cling onto the hope that the Harrison Ford I once knew and loved in the 70′s through the 90′s will be back.

I’m still waiting.

Did you ever not watch movies because of subtitles?
Because of my hearing impairment, I have the captions on all of the time. Subtitles are nothing but a variation of captions. So, the short answer: no.

Are there any movies in your collection that you’ve had for more than five years and never watched?
I don’t buy films I don’t like or haven’t seen. But I am guilty of purchasing films that I love and never watching them. That’s why I stopped buying movies. My collection of over 250 movies hasn’t really grown much in the past several years. Y tu Mama Tambien is still sealed, dammit. And I love that film!

What are the worst movies in your collection and why do you own them?
My stagnant movie collection is filled with nothing but goodies! But that’s all subjective, isn’t it?

Do you have any confessions about your movie watching setup at home?
I used to have 5.1 surround sound until my DVD player (which acted as a receiver) went kaput. I got a good deal on a new one, which does not have surround sound capabilities and rendered me unable to hook it up again. When money is no longer an issue, I’ll get it set up right again. Meanwhile, my 50″ flat screen plasma is over 6 years old and works like a charm. Google TV/Blu-Ray player and Apple TV are new additions to the set up, and I’m loving them. Roku is in the bedroom, attached to my 32″ flat screen LCD.

Any other confessions you want to make?
I still love Harrison Ford. I’m sorry. He’s like family, and you never, ever leave your family. He can do all of the Random Hearts and Firewalls and Cowboys & Aliens he wants to, and I’m still going to love him.

I really, really, really want Dumb and Dumber 2 to get off the ground. ONLY if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey are attached, of course. It goes against my conflicted feelings of remakes and sequels, but I don’t care. This needs to happen.

Oh, and I’d totally sleep with George Clooney.

And Charlize Theron.

Simultaneously.

Did I just go too far?

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Quick Take: Albert Nobbs

Albert Nobbs (2011)

Written by Glenn Close, John Banville and Gabriella Prekop
Directed by Rodrigo Garcia

Good Lawd Almighty, Patty Hewes is a cross-dresser?! That’s a twist I certainly didn’t see coming!

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

All joking aside, Glenn Close disappears rather beautifully as a woman who assumes the role of a loyal male butler named Albert. It’s a very layered, affecting performance. Nobbs is a consummate professional. She’s good at what she does. She’s respected by her peers. And she’s just a few months shy of living her dream of owning a cigar shop.

It’s a shame that the film is a bit of a mess. While I believe that Mia Wasikowska is a fine young actress, she essentially drags the film down as a weak, deceptive, confused waif who toys with Nobbs’s feelings. I despised her character (along with her no-good bum of a boyfriend, overplayed by Aaron Johnson), and wished this whole arc (which takes up a bulk of the film’s midsection) didn’t exist.

On the plus side, Brendan Gleeson is quietly compelling in a bit part as one of Nobbs’s only friends, and Janet McTeer is stunning as someone who becomes a bit of a role model for our hero.

But really, it is Close’s show all the way. The film is worth a look for her alone, but don’t expect to enjoy much else.

C+

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Quick Take: 21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street (2012)

Written by Michael Bacall with a story credit by Bacall and Jonah Hill
Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller

I was a regular viewer of the popular, kitschy Stephen J. Cannell series back in the late 80′s. It wasn’t among my favorite shows, but I totally dug the concept of young-looking cops who pass for high schoolers and attempt to subvert crime out of the schools. And that kid, Johnny Depp, had talent!

When I heard Jonah Hill was keen on repurposing it as a buddy/cop comedy, I rolled my eyes. I mean, really? Is anything sacred? Then when it finally came out, I read the reviews, heard the buzz, and felt the deafening roar of Hollywood as Channing Tatum’s star catapulted over the Santa Monica mountains. I knew I had to see for myself.

I felt a little bit of the curse of “high expectations” but nonetheless, 21 Jump Street was pretty damn funny. Of course, not everything worked, but not for lack of trying. The directors, the writers, the cast are all skilled comedians. The cameos were inspired, the stale genre got a fresh new spin, and the chemistry between the two leads were genuine. Especially charming was Tatum, who couldn’t be having a better year. Good for him.

B-

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Quick Take: Fright Night

Fright Night (2011)

Written by Marti Noxon
Directed by Craig Gillespie

Mind if I start out with a pun here? Ok, here goes.

This Fright Night remake is toothless.

I was only a young lad when I saw the original 1985 Fright Night, and it haunted me for most of my childhood. It wasn’t necessarily a scary film, but one that I always believed could happen in real life. What if my neighbor was a vampire and no one believed me?

This tepid outing offered nothing new to the story. As game as they may be, Colin Farrell is no Chris Sarandon and David Tennant is no Roddy McDowall. Neither performance did anything for me. Tennant, especially, played Peter Vincent as if he were channeling Russell Brand. Very uninspired.

Only Anton Yelchin, that charming young actor from Star Trek and Hearts in Atlantis, walks away unscathed. He plays Charley Brewster with a nervousness about him that’s affecting and honest. I really liked the interplay between Charley and his mother (the always delightful, though underused, Toni Collette) and his girlfriend (the awesomely named Imogen Poots).

Marti Noxon, a Buffy alum, has a witty way with words. But her script lacked charm and any sense of purpose.

C-

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Quick Take: Prometheus

Prometheus (2012)

Written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof
Directed by Ridley Scott

There is so much discussion about Prometheus in the blogosphere. It’s one of the most polarizing and over-analyzed films of the year so far. I don’t get the hype. I don’t get the love. And I don’t get the hate.

So that leaves me kind of in the middle. It should be noted that watching Prometheus felt nothing like watching an Alien film. In my eyes, it’s not part of the franchise and doesn’t deserve the time or energy analyzing it as such. You won’t see me ranking this alongside any of the other Alien films.

However, I have to give Ridley Scott and his creative team some credit. Prometheus wanted to be about something. It brought up so many questions about evolution, mankind and the philosophy of life, which is pretty heady stuff for a movie that is also about a group of rag-tag scientists and explorers who embark on a doomed expedition. Despite its ambition to be more than just a generic monster movie (which it really is), it was like mixing oil and water; the two elements just didn’t gel for me.

It is possible for a film like this to work, but this one failed largely for me because the characters were undercooked. Every character did some rather dumb things; they weren’t the brightest folks on that ship, you know. Idris Elba and Charlize Theron, phenomenal performers, were so underutilized. Their intentions were quite unclear. I can only imagine how many hours of their footage were left on the cutting room floor.

But Noomi Rapace was pretty damn awesome, and her character was the most fleshed out of them all. Her wide-eyed fierceness was palpable and generously displayed. The C-section scene was the film’s major highlight. And Michael Fassbender delivered a great performance as well. He was so hypnotic, in fact, that I had nagging feeling that I’d rather be watching him in a spinoff than in Prometheus. That can’t be good, right?

So, thumbs up? Thumbs down? Hmm, let’s settle for sideways.

C+

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Quick Take: Breaking Bad: Seasons 1-4

Breaking Bad (2008-2011)
Seasons 1-4

Created by Vince Gilligan

One word: Wow.

Two more words: Holy shit!

Not since Lost have I been blown away so much by a television show. Granted, it wasn’t long ago when Lost left the airwaves, but experiencing a show as perfect as that island drama (yes, I said it’s perfect, do you want to get into that now?) and this one, well, lightning rarely strikes this often.

I was hesitant in getting involved with Breaking Bad when it first aired. I had too many shows in my weekly viewing rotation. I just didn’t have time for it. The reviews poured in from family, friends, critics. “You’re not watching Breaking Bad? What the hell is wrong with you?” Well, I couldn’t watch it now, not with everyone hyping it up so much. So I shelved it for a few years.

Last March, I decided dive right in and immerse myself in four seasons in a matter of 2-3 months, leading up to the 5th season premiere. I didn’t want to rush through the series in a marathon sprint; I wanted to savor it. I wanted it to grow inside my head in between episodes. I wanted to try and guess where the hell this show was going to take me.

And you know what? I never figured out where this show was going. Never have I imagined that Breaking Bad would take me to the depths it has traveled. What blows my mind about the show is that the world of Breaking Bad is so contained. The boundaries of which we familiarize ourselves with are impossibly stretched week after week. I mean, I find myself asking at the end of nearly every episode: “Did they really just go there?”

Creator Vince Gilligan and his crack writing team assembled a morality play so tight that it’s akin to watching a circus act. These performers do these dangerous, high-wire acts time and time again, and you wonder, “I can’t believe they are doing this without a net. How are they going to get themselves out of this?”

I can’t not mention the acting. Bryan Cranston is a revelation as Walter White, a timid man who has stood face to face with death over and over again. He dared death to take him away. Cranston’s subtle ticks and knee-jerk reactions are what makes him (and the show) so entertaining to watch. Shit goes down and you want to see how Walter White handles it.

The rest of the cast gels beautifully. Gilligan insists on giving Aaron Paul some heavy, meaty dialogue and physically demanding scenes, and Paul consistently delivers. Jesse Pinkman has been put through the ringer like no other character I have ever seen.

Here are some of my favorite highlights of Breaking Bad‘s first four seasons. Spoiler alert!

  • Jane chokes on her own vomit and Walter White does … nothing.
  • That one minute after Hank gets the mysterious phone call warning him about the cousins. The tension was excruciating as Hank fidgets around his SUV before the brutal attack commences in the parking lot.
  • Hank corners Walt and Jesse in the RV at the junkyard in the show’s best cliffhanger moment. In a brilliant, albeit cold-hearted moment, Saul calls Hank and tells him Marie is in the hospital, freeing our heroes once again.
  • “I fucked Ted.”
  • Danny Trejo’s head on a turtle. “Hola D.E.A.” Kaboom.
  • The moment Gale was shot in the head at his apartment was the moment Jesse Pinkman became a murderer.
  • Tio Salamanca’s bell. The best sound effect on TV. Ever.
  • Gus Fring drinks the poison that kills Don Ellario and his men. I did not see that coming. At all.
  • That same scene, Mike tells Jesse: “We’re all getting out of here, or none of us are.” Man, I love Mike. I’m thrilled learn he’s back next season in full force.
  • The pizza on the roof.
  • “This is not meth.” Kaboom.
  • Jesse leaves the keys in the ignition.
  • Hank figures out Gus Fring. Hank impresses his boss. Hank is the fucking man.
  • “I won.”

Season 5 starts up this Sunday. To say I’m excited is an understatement.

The show’s quality never wavered since the pilot. That’s a remarkable feat. I cannot identify a single weakness in this show. Each season of Breaking Bad, without hesitation, gets my highest grade:

A+

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Quick Take: The Skin I Live In

The Skin I Live In (2011)

Written by Pedro Almodovar and Agustin Almodovar
Directed by Pedro Almodovar

Oh, Pedro. I don’t know you very well, but I like your style!

The Skin I Live In is only my second Almodovar experience (after All About My Mother several years ago) and I have to admire the panache on this guy. Nothing about these two films, especially The Skin I Live In, is conventional. Almodovar is a very colorful, very sexual being, and I love that about him. His latest work is an outrageously bizarre soap opera about a plastic surgeon who uses his skills to exact revenge on a man who … well, why spoil it?

I admit, I didn’t see where this film was headed. It took some very dark and twisted turns that seems to be fitting for an Almodovar film. I didn’t quite love it — the first half was too ambiguous to really sink my teeth into — but there were two things I really loved about this film. First, it features the best performance I have ever seen from Antonio Banderas. He was cool, collected, and a little bit crazy-eyed. And damn, he looks as good and sexy as he ever did.

The second thing I loved about The Skin I Live In is the final scene, which I won’t give away. But the way Almodovar frames it is incredibly heartbreaking. It had a surprising depth I was not expecting at all. When a man asks for acceptance of who he has become, it’s impossible not to feel tremendous compassion for him.

B

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Quick Take: We Need to Talk About Kevin

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

Written by Lynne Ramsay and Rory Kinnear
Directed by Lynne Ramsay

“There is no point. That’s the point.”

We Need to Talk About Kevin is a harrowing reminder that there are some people in this world we will never truly understand. Eva always suspected that her son Kevin had something dark inside of him, but did she think he was capable of unspeakable horror? It probably crossed her mind, but like any protective mother, she denied her suspicions.

Who is to blame for Kevin’s actions? Not only does Kevin engage in an act of terrorism, but he spent his whole life resenting his mother, spewing hatred towards her any chance he can get. This causes a rift between Eva and her husband (John C. Reilly, nicely underplaying it here) and inevitably putting their daughter in harm’s way.

This film shook me to my core. After reading some negative reviews, it seemed that a lot of people had trouble believing that her husband was too aloof. That the hostility Eva received from her coworkers and townsfolk were too exaggerated. That Kevin was portrayed like the title character in The Bad Seed. All true. But what those naysayers don’t realize is that We Need to Talk About Kevin is told purely from Eva’s point of view. Kevin performs a monstrous, heinous stunt in the opening of the film (off-screen, thankfully), and Eva (and we) attempt to piece together why Kevin did what he did. We watch these flashbacks through the eyes of an emotionally ravaged woman, a mother whose life mission to raise her child right has failed miserably. Of course her husband didn’t see everything. Of course the entire world is out to blame *her* for everything *he* did. Of course Kevin is not a normal child.

We Need to Talk About Kevin is framed like your typical horror film but it’s told from the perspective of an unstable mother, a woman who lives with the guilt of having a son she clearly never wanted in the first place.

No one ever talked about Kevin in this film. Because it was all about Eva.

Tilda Swinton gave the best performance I have seen by an actor in all of 2011. It was a raw showcase of guilt, fear, hatred and maternal love. Utterly astonishing.

My pick for the best film of the year.

A+

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Quick Take: The Myth of the American Sleepover

The Myth of the American Sleepover (2011)

Written and Directed by David Robert Mitchell

It’s amazing how much your opinion of a film can change as you are watching it. I really was not enjoying this tiny indie when it started. It felt so amateurish. It relied on clichés. Its motives and sense of time and place were unclear.

But then I gave The Myth of the American Sleepover a chance and it started to feel, well, magical. None of my opinions changed, but those aspects worked for the film as opposed to against it. The non-actors and newcomer director had a natural approach that felt more resonant as we delved into the dramas of these kids. We all understand what it feels like to fall in love for the first time, and for these kids nothing else matters in the world.

It bugged me at first that we couldn’t tell when this film took place but I warmed to the idea. Mitchell intentionally threw us off so we could make our own assumptions. It’s not about an era or a time in history. It’s about us, and when we were young. For me, it was the early 90′s. For you, it was another time. But for all of us, it’s the same. The Myth of the American Sleepover is about what we all felt when we came of age and what we did about those feelings.

B+

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Quick Take: Cedar Rapids

Cedar Rapids (2011)

Written by Phil Johnston
Directed by Miguel Arteta

The reliable Arteta, who also directed Chuck & Buck, The Good Girl and scores of solid episodes of great TV shows, brings us his sweetest film to date. I had low expectations for Cedar Rapids because I was expecting a raunchy, mean-spirited comedy about a wild weekend at an insurance convention. Well, I got the last part right. The rest of the film was gentle, perceptive and not to mention howlingly funny. Judging a movie by its premise failed me once again.

Arteta is a “character director,” who functions much like a character actor. His films are not plot driven, but actually fueled by people who are wandering through life hoping to do the right thing by others. Like the work of his like-minded colleague, Rodrigo Garcia, there is an indie sensibility and an abundance of depth and feeling in these frames.

Ed Helms is terrific, the best thing he’s ever done. John C. Reilly continues to impress me when I least expect it. I’m not always pleased with his choices or his brand of humor, but when he clicks, he really knocks it out of the park. He’s quite fantastic here, balancing childish shtick with the ruthless intensity of a competitor. Anne Heche, Isiah Whitlock Jr, and Sigourney Weaver (who is everywhere these days) all have great moments and turn in finely tuned performances.

I was quietly impressed with Cedar Rapids.

B+

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